My friend asked why I bought a car with no money. I said, 'I make dollars not sense.' He said, 'You're a broke millionaire.'

At work, my boss said I was a disaster. I said, 'I make dollars not sense.' He said, 'You're a disaster with a paycheck.'

My mom said I was a idiot. I said, 'I make dollars not sense.' She said, 'You're a idiot with a bank account.'