I lived bitch

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You say this when someone texts you asking if you're dead because you messed up big time and you're too lazy to explain.

My mom just texted me: 'Are you dead?' I replied: 'I lived bitch.'

My friend asked if I died after I failed my math test. I said, 'I lived bitch.'

My boss DM'd me: 'Did you die?' I said, 'I lived bitch.'

You yell this when someone asks if you're dead because you messed up so bad it felt like you died.

My friend texted me: 'You died, right?' I yelled, 'I lived bitch!'

My teacher asked if I died after I fell asleep in class. I said, 'I lived bitch.'

My dog barked at me like I was gone. I said, 'I lived bitch.'

You say this when someone asks if you're dead because you messed up and you're too proud to admit it.

My friend asked if I died after I spilled coffee on my shirt. I said, 'I lived bitch.'

My sister texted me: 'Did you die?' I said, 'I lived bitch.'

My crush asked if I was dead after I tripped. I said, 'I lived bitch.'

You say this when someone asks if you're dead because you messed up and you're too mad to care.

My teacher asked if I died after I drew on the desk. I said, 'I lived bitch.'

My mom called me and said, 'You died, right?' I said, 'I lived bitch.'

My friend texted me: 'You died.' I said, 'I lived bitch.'

You say this when someone asks if you're dead because you messed up and you're too lazy to respond properly.

My friend asked if I died after I forgot my homework. I said, 'I lived bitch.'

My dad texted me: 'Did you die?' I said, 'I lived bitch.'

My teacher said, 'You’re dead.' I said, 'I lived bitch.'