I lived bitch - You say this when someone texts you asking if you're dead be

You say this when someone texts you asking if you're dead because you messed up big time and you're too lazy to explain.

My mom just texted me: 'Are you dead?' I replied: 'I lived bitch.'

My friend asked if I died after I failed my math test. I said, 'I lived bitch.'

My boss DM'd me: 'Did you die?' I said, 'I lived bitch.'