I lived bitch
You yell this when someone asks if you're dead because you messed up so bad it felt like you died.
My friend texted me: 'You died, right?' I yelled, 'I lived bitch!'
My teacher asked if I died after I fell asleep in class. I said, 'I lived bitch.'
My dog barked at me like I was gone. I said, 'I lived bitch.'
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