I lived bitch - You say this when someone asks if you're dead because you me

You say this when someone asks if you're dead because you messed up and you're too proud to admit it.

My friend asked if I died after I spilled coffee on my shirt. I said, 'I lived bitch.'

My sister texted me: 'Did you die?' I said, 'I lived bitch.'

My crush asked if I was dead after I tripped. I said, 'I lived bitch.'