I Have It On Vinyl

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A stupid way for posers to act like they’re cooler than everyone else, even though they still use their phone to play music.
'I have it on vinyl,' he said, while his mom was still paying off his student loans.
She posted a picture of her record with a filter, but it was just a dusty old disc.
He tried to impress me with his record player, but it didn’t even work.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A lie people tell to sound like they know music, even though they just bought the album on Spotify and it still sounds like garbage.
'I have it on vinyl,' he said, but I could still hear his cat meowing in the background.
She posted a video of her record spinning, but the song was still stuck on repeat.
He claimed he had it on vinyl, but he still used his phone to play the music.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A way for people to sound fancy, even though they just bought the record for $20 and it still skips like a broken CD.
He dropped $20 on a record, but it still skipped like it was made in the 80s.
She said she had it on vinyl, but it sounded like a broken radio.
He brought his record to the party, but it still didn’t work and he just played it on his phone.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A phrase used by people who think they’re special, even though they just bought a record and it still doesn’t play right.
He said he had it on vinyl, but the record was still cracked and it didn’t even play.
She posted a photo of her record, but it was just a $20 disc from a thrift store.
He tried to impress his friends with his record player, but it just kept skipping.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A way for people to act like they’re hip, even though they just bought a record and it still sounds like it was recorded in a garage.
He said he had it on vinyl, but the sound was still like it was recorded in a garage.
She posted a video of her record, but it still sounded like it was made in the 80s.
He brought his record to the party, but it still didn’t play right and it made everyone mad.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A stupid phrase used by people who think they’re cool, even though they still use their phone to play music and their record player doesn’t even work.
He said he had it on vinyl, but his record player still didn’t work and he just used his phone.
She posted a picture of her record, but it was just a $20 disc and it still skipped.
He tried to impress his friends with his record, but it still didn’t play and he just used his phone.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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