I Have It On Vinyl
A way for people to sound fancy, even though they just bought the record for $20 and it still skips like a broken CD.
He dropped $20 on a record, but it still skipped like it was made in the 80s.
She said she had it on vinyl, but it sounded like a broken radio.
He brought his record to the party, but it still didn’t work and he just played it on his phone.