I Have It On Vinyl
A stupid phrase used by people who think they’re cool, even though they still use their phone to play music and their record player doesn’t even work.
He said he had it on vinyl, but his record player still didn’t work and he just used his phone.
She posted a picture of her record, but it was just a $20 disc and it still skipped.
He tried to impress his friends with his record, but it still didn’t play and he just used his phone.