I Have It On Vinyl
A phrase used by people who think they’re special, even though they just bought a record and it still doesn’t play right.
He said he had it on vinyl, but the record was still cracked and it didn’t even play.
She posted a photo of her record, but it was just a $20 disc from a thrift store.
He tried to impress his friends with his record player, but it just kept skipping.