I don't wake up in the morning for

A lazy way of saying you don’t care about something. It’s like telling your mom you don’t want to eat breakfast, but you still take the last slice of pizza.

A loud and proud way of telling someone you’re too tired to care. It’s like saying you’d rather die than get out of bed on a Monday.

A dramatic way of saying you're too good for something. It’s like telling your dog you don’t want to walk him, but you still take the last treat.

A mean way of saying you're too lazy to care about something. It’s like telling your friend you don’t want to go to the park, but you still take the last toy.

A rude way of saying you think something is stupid. It’s like telling your teacher you don’t want to do homework, but you still take the last eraser.

A selfish way of saying you only care about yourself. It’s like telling your brother you don’t want to share your toys, but you still take the last candy.