I don't wake up in the morning for - A loud and proud way of telling someone you’re too tired to

A loud and proud way of telling someone you’re too tired to care. It’s like saying you’d rather die than get out of bed on a Monday.

I don't wake up in the morning for your tiny savings. I’d rather eat cereal for dinner.

I don't wake up in the morning for your dumb money goals. I’m too busy dreaming about tacos.

I don't wake up in the morning for your boring savings. I’m more interested in my coffee and my chaos.