I don't wake up in the morning for - A dramatic way of saying you're too good for something. It’s

A dramatic way of saying you're too good for something. It’s like telling your dog you don’t want to walk him, but you still take the last treat.

I don't wake up in the morning for your tiny savings. I’m too good for your tiny goals.

I don't wake up in the morning for your dumb money plan. I’d rather sleep through your whole life.

I don't wake up in the morning for your savings. I’m more interested in my snacks and my sleep.