I don't wake up in the morning for
A mean way of saying you're too lazy to care about something. It’s like telling your friend you don’t want to go to the park, but you still take the last toy.
I don't wake up in the morning for your savings. I’m too lazy to care about your tiny bank account.
I don't wake up in the morning for your dumb money plan. I’d rather be dead than save a dollar.
I don't wake up in the morning for your savings. I’m more interested in my sleep and my snacks.