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Yep. Definitely. No doubts.
You said it. You believed it. You lived it.
Yes sir. That’s the truth.
You’re the only one who could’ve said that and meant it.
I created it
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The title of the anime I would make if I had a brain and not just a bunch of hot takes.
It’d be like a Netflix show but with more drama and less carbs.
I’d name it ‘The Hot Take Chronicles’ and no one would watch it.
It’d be so bad it’d be good.
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Jordan. If God was a lobster, you’d be that gross worm that clings to its guts and eats its brain.
You’re the reason God had to take a break from being cool.
You’re like that one kid who won’t stop eating the snack you’re trying to enjoy.
You’re the gross part of the lobster. The thing that makes it not cool.
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You’re the kind of person who would pick up a lobster just to see if it had parasites inside.
You’re the reason I now fear all seafood.
You’re the kind of person who does that in public and doesn’t care if people laugh at you.
You’re the kind of person who would name a seagull ‘Parasite’ and then expect it to do tricks.
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You’re the kind of person who would wear gloves just to touch a lobster.
You’re the kind of person who has a fear of gross things.
You’re the kind of person who would wear gloves just to touch a sandwich.
You’re the kind of person who would name their gloves ‘Lobster Gloves’ and then wear them everywhere.
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You’re the kind of person who would toss parasites to seagulls just to see if they would eat them.
You’re the kind of person who would name a seagull ‘Parasite’ and then throw it a sandwich.
You’re the kind of person who would do that just for fun.
You’re the kind of person who would do that and then take a video of it and post it on TikTok.
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You’re the kind of person who would name a seagull ‘Parasite’ and then expect it to do tricks.
You’re the kind of person who would name a seagull ‘Parasite’ and then throw it a sandwich.
You’re the kind of person who would name a seagull ‘Parasite’ and then expect it to do tricks.
You’re the kind of person who would name a seagull ‘Parasite’ and then take a video of it.
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You’re the kind of person who would do anything to stay attached to a lobster.
You’re the kind of person who would do anything to stay attached to a lobster.
You’re the kind of person who would do anything to stay attached to a lobster.
You’re the kind of person who would do anything to stay attached to a lobster.
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You’re the kind of person who would do anything to get out of the central finite curve.
You’re the kind of person who would do anything to get out of the central finite curve.
You’re the kind of person who would do anything to get out of the central finite curve.
You’re the kind of person who would do anything to get out of the central finite curve.
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You and your lackeys are all infesting the corpse of God.
You and your lackeys are all infesting the corpse of God.
You and your lackeys are all infesting the corpse of God.
You and your lackeys are all infesting the corpse of God.