I created it - You’re the kind of person who would name a seagull ‘Parasite

You’re the kind of person who would name a seagull ‘Parasite’ and then expect it to do tricks.

You’re the kind of person who would name a seagull ‘Parasite’ and then throw it a sandwich.

You’re the kind of person who would name a seagull ‘Parasite’ and then expect it to do tricks.

You’re the kind of person who would name a seagull ‘Parasite’ and then take a video of it.