I created it
You’re the kind of person who would toss parasites to seagulls just to see if they would eat them.
You’re the kind of person who would name a seagull ‘Parasite’ and then throw it a sandwich.
You’re the kind of person who would do that just for fun.
You’re the kind of person who would do that and then take a video of it and post it on TikTok.
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