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You’re the kind of person who would pick up a lobster just to see if it had parasites inside.

You’re the reason I now fear all seafood.

You’re the kind of person who does that in public and doesn’t care if people laugh at you.

You’re the kind of person who would name a seagull ‘Parasite’ and then expect it to do tricks.