I cannot believe my tits right now

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When something so stupid or gross happens that your tits drop out of shock and your brain short-circuits.

I cannot believe my tits right now, my dog just ate my mom's tampon.

I cannot believe my tits right now, my boss dressed up as a chicken for the meeting.

I cannot believe my tits right now, my little brother texted my crush and said I had a boner.

A moment so wild that your tits start questioning your life choices and your eyes start bleeding.

I cannot believe my tits right now, my teacher brought a live lobster to class.

I cannot believe my tits right now, my ex sent me a photo of my cat wearing my pants.

I cannot believe my tits right now, my mom is dating my principal.

When you're so blown away by something that your tits drop out of your shirt and your brain explodes.

I cannot believe my tits right now, my dog just won the lottery.

I cannot believe my tits right now, my dad dressed up as a taco for my birthday.

I cannot believe my tits right now, my crush asked me to the prom and I forgot to brush my teeth.

When something happens so dumb or gross that your tits literally fall off and your brain gives up.

I cannot believe my tits right now, my brother tried to propose to my cat.

I cannot believe my tits right now, my mom told my crush I had a yeast infection.

I cannot believe my tits right now, my dog peed on my principal's shoes.

A time when something so stupid or shocking makes your tits drop and your brain goes on vacation.

I cannot believe my tits right now, my dog tried to eat my math test.

I cannot believe my tits right now, my crush texted me and said my dog was cute.

I cannot believe my tits right now, my teacher is dating my mom.