I cannot believe my tits right now - A time when something so stupid or shocking makes your tits

A time when something so stupid or shocking makes your tits drop and your brain goes on vacation.

I cannot believe my tits right now, my dog tried to eat my math test.

I cannot believe my tits right now, my crush texted me and said my dog was cute.

I cannot believe my tits right now, my teacher is dating my mom.