I cannot believe my tits right now - When something so stupid or gross happens that your tits dro

When something so stupid or gross happens that your tits drop out of shock and your brain short-circuits.

I cannot believe my tits right now, my dog just ate my mom's tampon.

I cannot believe my tits right now, my boss dressed up as a chicken for the meeting.

I cannot believe my tits right now, my little brother texted my crush and said I had a boner.