I cannot believe my tits right now - When something happens so dumb or gross that your tits liter

When something happens so dumb or gross that your tits literally fall off and your brain gives up.

I cannot believe my tits right now, my brother tried to propose to my cat.

I cannot believe my tits right now, my mom told my crush I had a yeast infection.

I cannot believe my tits right now, my dog peed on my principal's shoes.