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When your friend says 'I can text tho' it really means 'I'm ready to get screamed at by you for 2 hours' and 'I'm not dead yet so I'll text you back when I'm not dead anymore'.
'I can text tho', like you're texting me right now and I'm not going anywhere.
'I can text tho', I just woke up and I'm already tired of you.
'I can text tho', I'm going to text you back in 5 minutes, maybe. Maybe not.
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When someone says 'I can text' they're basically saying 'I'm alive and I'm going to make your life a living hell with texts.'
'I can text', that’s how I know you’re going to text me 10 times in a row.
'I can text', like I’m not going to be busy or anything.
'I can text', that's code for 'I’m going to text you even when I'm asleep.'
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When your friend says 'I can text' it means 'I'm going to text you even when I'm drunk and I don't know what I'm saying.'
'I can text', like you're going to get a text at 2 a. m. that says 'I love you' and then 'I hate you.'
'I can text', I'm going to text you even if I fall asleep on the keyboard.
'I can text', that's how I know you're going to text me even when you're hungover.
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When someone says 'I can text' they're basically saying 'I'm going to text you even when I'm doing something else and I don't care.'
'I can text', I'm going to text you even if I'm eating pizza and I don't care.
'I can text', that's how I know you're going to text me even if you're busy.
'I can text', I'm going to text you even if I'm watching TV and I don't care.
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When your friend says 'I can text' it means 'I’m going to text you even when I’m being a total idiot and I don’t know what I’m doing.'
'I can text', I'm going to text you even if I'm being a total idiot and I don’t know what I'm doing.
'I can text', like I'm going to text you even if I'm being a total idiot.
'I can text', that’s how I know you're going to text me even if I’m being a total idiot.
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When someone says 'I can text' it means 'I’m going to text you even if I’m being lazy and I don’t want to type.'
'I can text', that's how I know you're going to text me even if you're being lazy.
'I can text', like I'm going to text you even if I'm being lazy and I don't want to type.
'I can text', I'm going to text you even if I'm being lazy and I don’t want to type.
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