i can text
When your friend says 'I can text' it means 'I’m going to text you even when I’m being a total idiot and I don’t know what I’m doing.'
'I can text', I'm going to text you even if I'm being a total idiot and I don’t know what I'm doing.
'I can text', like I'm going to text you even if I'm being a total idiot.
'I can text', that’s how I know you're going to text me even if I’m being a total idiot.