i can text
When your friend says 'I can text' it means 'I'm going to text you even when I'm drunk and I don't know what I'm saying.'
'I can text', like you're going to get a text at 2 a. m. that says 'I love you' and then 'I hate you.'
'I can text', I'm going to text you even if I fall asleep on the keyboard.
'I can text', that's how I know you're going to text me even when you're hungover.