i can text - When someone says 'I can text' they're basically saying 'I'm

When someone says 'I can text' they're basically saying 'I'm alive and I'm going to make your life a living hell with texts.'

'I can text', that’s how I know you’re going to text me 10 times in a row.

'I can text', like I’m not going to be busy or anything.

'I can text', that's code for 'I’m going to text you even when I'm asleep.'