I am lowkey literally deadass dead

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This phrase is like when you’re so amazed you think you might actually die from it. It’s used when something is so wild it feels like your brain is about to explode.

My dog just ate my entire backpack. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.

My mom said I can’t go to the concert because I didn’t do my math homework. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.

My friend just texted me a picture of a cat wearing a hat. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You say this when something is so crazy it feels like you're about to pass out from sheer stupidity.

I just got a 100 on my math test. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.

My little brother tried to eat my homework. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.

My teacher told me I could fail the class. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You yell this when something is so dumb it feels like your brain is going to quit on you.

My cat just walked into my cereal. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.

I just got grounded for two weeks. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.

My friend told me he’s going to be a vampire. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

This is when you're so stunned you think you might actually vomit from it. It’s for when life hits you with a brick.

My dad just said I can’t have a phone. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.

My dog just pooped on my homework. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.

I just got a 20 on my math test. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You say this when something is so weird it feels like you’re going to lose your mind.

My friend just turned into a chicken. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.

I just saw my teacher eating a sandwich in the middle of class. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.

My mom just said I have to eat my vegetables for the rest of my life. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

This is when you’re so dumbfounded you think your brain might actually quit on you.

My dog just ran away with my homework. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.

I just got grounded for a month. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.

My teacher said I could fail the class. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.

by Slangipedia 12d ago