I am lowkey literally deadass dead - You say this when something is so weird it feels like you’re

You say this when something is so weird it feels like you’re going to lose your mind.

My friend just turned into a chicken. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.

I just saw my teacher eating a sandwich in the middle of class. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.

My mom just said I have to eat my vegetables for the rest of my life. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.