I am lowkey literally deadass dead - You yell this when something is so dumb it feels like your b

You yell this when something is so dumb it feels like your brain is going to quit on you.

My cat just walked into my cereal. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.

I just got grounded for two weeks. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.

My friend told me he’s going to be a vampire. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.