I am lowkey literally deadass dead - This is when you're so stunned you think you might actually

This is when you're so stunned you think you might actually vomit from it. It’s for when life hits you with a brick.

My dad just said I can’t have a phone. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.

My dog just pooped on my homework. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.

I just got a 20 on my math test. I am lowkey literally deadass dead.