I am like rubber, you are like glue

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I’m like a trampoline, you’re like sticky sap. I bounce your crap right back to you, and it gets stuck to you like a bad rash.

You said I failed my test. I said, 'You failed your test.'

He called me a loser. I said, 'You’re the one who’s stuck with me.'

She yelled at me for spilling soda. I said, 'You spilled your soul.'

I’m stretchy and you’re sticky. You throw your junk at me, and it sticks to you like a used tampon.

You said I was annoying. I said, 'You’re the annoying one.'

He told me I was lazy. I said, 'You’re the one who’s stuck to me.'

She said I smelled. I said, 'You’re the one who reeks.'

I’m like a rubber band, you’re like glue. I snap your nonsense back at you, and it sticks to you like a fart in a sock.

He said I was a disaster. I said, 'You’re the disaster.'

She told me I was messy. I said, 'You’re the one who’s sticky.'

He called me a waste of space. I said, 'You’re the one who’s wasted.'

I’m elastic, you’re sticky. I throw your nonsense back at you, and it sticks to you like a bad haircut.

She said I was weird. I said, 'You’re the weird one.'

He called me messy. I said, 'You’re the one who’s sticky.'

He told me I was a waste of time. I said, 'You’re the one who wasted it.'

I’m like a bouncy castle, you’re like sticky syrup. I bounce your nonsense right back to you, and it sticks to you like a used sock.

He said I was a disaster. I said, 'You’re the one who’s sticky.'

She told me I was a mess. I said, 'You’re the one who’s messy.'

He said I was annoying. I said, 'You’re the one who’s stuck to me.'

I’m like a rubber chicken, you’re like glue. I throw your nonsense back at you, and it sticks to you like a bad breakup.

She said I was a pain. I said, 'You’re the one who’s stuck to me.'

He called me a failure. I said, 'You’re the one who’s a failure.'

He said I was weird. I said, 'You’re the one who’s weird.'