I am like rubber, you are like glue
I’m like a bouncy castle, you’re like sticky syrup. I bounce your nonsense right back to you, and it sticks to you like a used sock.
He said I was a disaster. I said, 'You’re the one who’s sticky.'
She told me I was a mess. I said, 'You’re the one who’s messy.'
He said I was annoying. I said, 'You’re the one who’s stuck to me.'