I am like rubber, you are like glue - I’m stretchy and you’re sticky. You throw your junk at me, a

I’m stretchy and you’re sticky. You throw your junk at me, and it sticks to you like a used tampon.

You said I was annoying. I said, 'You’re the annoying one.'

He told me I was lazy. I said, 'You’re the one who’s stuck to me.'

She said I smelled. I said, 'You’re the one who reeks.'