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I’m like a rubber chicken, you’re like glue. I throw your nonsense back at you, and it sticks to you like a bad breakup.

She said I was a pain. I said, 'You’re the one who’s stuck to me.'

He called me a failure. I said, 'You’re the one who’s a failure.'

He said I was weird. I said, 'You’re the one who’s weird.'