H.V.M.I

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H. V. M. I is when you go too hard and your wrist or cock gets a nasty bruise from all the finger action.

My wrist looks like a broken pizza after my H. V. M. I session.

I got a H. V. M. I and now my cock feels like it was run over by a truck.

I did so many H. V. M. I sessions I think my hand is gonna fall off.

H. V. M. I is when you cum so fast your hand gets a faceplant from all the speed.

I got a H. V. M. I and my hand is now a pancake.

My H. V. M. I was so intense my hand started to smoke.

I did a H. V. M. I so fast my brain short-circuited.

H. V. M. I is when you’re so obsessed with your own junk you end up hurting yourself trying to please it.

I got a H. V. M. I because I was too busy pleasing my cock to notice my hand was dying.

My H. V. M. I was so bad I had to take a break to let my hand breathe.

I got so into my H. V. M. I I forgot I was even wearing pants.

H. V. M. I is when you’re too lazy to stop and your hand gets the business end of your cumming.

I got a H. V. M. I because I was too tired to stop.

My H. V. M. I was so bad my hand got a cum-induced black eye.

I got a H. V. M. I and now my hand is sore enough to cry.

H. V. M. I is when you’re so horny you forget your own hand is there and you end up hurting it.

I got a H. V. M. I because I was too distracted by my cock to notice my hand was screaming.

My H. V. M. I was so bad I had to take a nap and a painkiller.

I got a H. V. M. I and now I can’t even hold a coffee cup.