H.V.M.I - H. V. M. I is when you’re too lazy to stop and your hand get

H. V. M. I is when you’re too lazy to stop and your hand gets the business end of your cumming.

I got a H. V. M. I because I was too tired to stop.

My H. V. M. I was so bad my hand got a cum-induced black eye.

I got a H. V. M. I and now my hand is sore enough to cry.