H.V.M.I - H. V. M. I is when you’re so horny you forget your own hand

H. V. M. I is when you’re so horny you forget your own hand is there and you end up hurting it.

I got a H. V. M. I because I was too distracted by my cock to notice my hand was screaming.

My H. V. M. I was so bad I had to take a nap and a painkiller.

I got a H. V. M. I and now I can’t even hold a coffee cup.