H.T.M. Syndrome

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H. T. M. Syndrome is when someone turns into a human trash can full of bad decisions they decide to take drugs steal from their friends and then get so fat they look like a walking pizza they think they’re cool but then Princess Leia shows up and chokes them to death on their barge while their kid laughs.

My cousin took a hit of glitter and stole my mom’s credit card then ate a whole cake for breakfast.

My neighbor started snorting paint and stole my dog’s lunch then bought a trampoline to sit on.

My uncle took drugs stole my aunt’s money got so fat he blocked the sun and then Leia showed up and choked him on his barge.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

H. T. M. Syndrome is when you turn into a walking disaster you take drugs steal from your friends and then get so fat you could eat a whole buffet but then Princess Leia shows up and strangles you on your flying barge while your kid is happy you’re dead.

My friend stole my phone took drugs and then ate three pizzas for dinner.

My brother snorted glitter stole my money and then bought a pool to float in.

My mom took drugs stole my dad’s wallet and then got so fat she blocked the moon.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

H. T. M. Syndrome is when someone loses their mind they start taking drugs stealing from their friends and then get so fat they look like a walking meatball but then Princess Leia shows up and chokes them on their barge while their kid cheers.

My dad stole my mom’s car took drugs and then ate a whole pizza for breakfast.

My sister snorted glitter stole my allowance and then bought a giant hammock to lie in.

My uncle took drugs stole my money and then got so fat he blocked the sun.

by Slangipedia 12d ago