H.T.M. Syndrome
H. T. M. Syndrome is when you turn into a walking disaster you take drugs steal from your friends and then get so fat you could eat a whole buffet but then Princess Leia shows up and strangles you on your flying barge while your kid is happy you’re dead.
My friend stole my phone took drugs and then ate three pizzas for dinner.
My brother snorted glitter stole my money and then bought a pool to float in.
My mom took drugs stole my dad’s wallet and then got so fat she blocked the moon.