H.T.M. Syndrome
H. T. M. Syndrome is when someone turns into a human trash can full of bad decisions they decide to take drugs steal from their friends and then get so fat they look like a walking pizza they think they’re cool but then Princess Leia shows up and chokes them to death on their barge while their kid laughs.
My cousin took a hit of glitter and stole my mom’s credit card then ate a whole cake for breakfast.
My neighbor started snorting paint and stole my dog’s lunch then bought a trampoline to sit on.
My uncle took drugs stole my aunt’s money got so fat he blocked the sun and then Leia showed up and choked him on his barge.