H.T.M. Syndrome
H. T. M. Syndrome is when someone loses their mind they start taking drugs stealing from their friends and then get so fat they look like a walking meatball but then Princess Leia shows up and chokes them on their barge while their kid cheers.
My dad stole my mom’s car took drugs and then ate a whole pizza for breakfast.
My sister snorted glitter stole my allowance and then bought a giant hammock to lie in.
My uncle took drugs stole my money and then got so fat he blocked the sun.