hairyholes

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A loud cry of shock when you see something so gross it makes your brain short circuit like a fried wire. Think of a goat with a face full of dirt and a hairball the size of a melon.

'Hairyholes?! I thought I was gonna vomit!', Dave, after seeing his cousin's pet goat.

My friend screamed 'Hairyholes!' when she saw my uncle's beard had a whole ecosystem in it.

My mom yelled 'Hairyholes!' when she opened the door and saw my brother's pet raccoon wearing a sock.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A loud yell when you see something so ridiculous it feels like the universe is making fun of you. Like finding a goat with a hairball the size of a pizza.

'Hairyholes! That goat has a hairball bigger than my lunch!', Sarah, after seeing her neighbor’s goat.

My dad shouted 'Hairyholes!' when he saw my brother's pet goat wearing a hat made of hairballs.

I screamed 'Hairyholes!' when I saw my dog had a hairball stuck in his ear.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A loud shout you make when you see something so weird it makes your brain shut down like a broken toaster. Picture a goat with a hairball the size of a football and a beard full of dirt.

'Hairyholes! My goat looks like a hairball explosion!', Mark, after seeing his pet goat.

My sister yelled 'Hairyholes!' when she saw my uncle's goat had a beard made of hairballs.

I screamed 'Hairyholes!' when I saw my dog had a hairball the size of a sandwich in its mouth.

by Slangipedia 2d ago