hairyholes
A loud shout you make when you see something so weird it makes your brain shut down like a broken toaster. Picture a goat with a hairball the size of a football and a beard full of dirt.
'Hairyholes! My goat looks like a hairball explosion!', Mark, after seeing his pet goat.
My sister yelled 'Hairyholes!' when she saw my uncle's goat had a beard made of hairballs.
I screamed 'Hairyholes!' when I saw my dog had a hairball the size of a sandwich in its mouth.