hairyholes
A loud yell when you see something so ridiculous it feels like the universe is making fun of you. Like finding a goat with a hairball the size of a pizza.
'Hairyholes! That goat has a hairball bigger than my lunch!', Sarah, after seeing her neighbor’s goat.
My dad shouted 'Hairyholes!' when he saw my brother's pet goat wearing a hat made of hairballs.
I screamed 'Hairyholes!' when I saw my dog had a hairball stuck in his ear.