hairyholes
A loud cry of shock when you see something so gross it makes your brain short circuit like a fried wire. Think of a goat with a face full of dirt and a hairball the size of a melon.
'Hairyholes?! I thought I was gonna vomit!', Dave, after seeing his cousin's pet goat.
My friend screamed 'Hairyholes!' when she saw my uncle's beard had a whole ecosystem in it.
My mom yelled 'Hairyholes!' when she opened the door and saw my brother's pet raccoon wearing a sock.