Hairy Saddle

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A man showing off his facial hair like it’s the most important thing in the world while doing SOMFing, even though it’s just a bunch of stubble.
My dad tried to look cool with his goatee during SOMFing, but it looked like a raccoon stole his face.
He showed up to SOMFing with a beard so bushy, I thought he was trying to hide his whole face.
My friend’s goatee was so long, it looked like it was trying to escape from his chin.
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When a guy has a beard or goatee so big, it looks like he’s trying to take over the world during SOMFing, and it’s just annoying.
He had a beard so thick, I thought he was trying to start a war during SOMFing.
My cousin’s goatee was so wild, it looked like it had a life of its own during SOMFing.
He showed up to SOMFing with a beard so messy, it looked like he’d been wrestling a goat.
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When a man has facial hair so bad, it looks like he’s been hiding from a barber for years, and it’s on display during SOMFing.
His beard was so bad, I thought he’d been trapped in a cave for a decade during SOMFing.
My uncle’s goatee looked like it had been neglected for months during SOMFing.
He had a beard so long, it looked like it was trying to become a new person during SOMFing.
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