Hairy Saddle
When a guy has a beard or goatee so big, it looks like he’s trying to take over the world during SOMFing, and it’s just annoying.
He had a beard so thick, I thought he was trying to start a war during SOMFing.
My cousin’s goatee was so wild, it looked like it had a life of its own during SOMFing.
He showed up to SOMFing with a beard so messy, it looked like he’d been wrestling a goat.