Hairy Saddle
When a man has facial hair so bad, it looks like he’s been hiding from a barber for years, and it’s on display during SOMFing.
His beard was so bad, I thought he’d been trapped in a cave for a decade during SOMFing.
My uncle’s goatee looked like it had been neglected for months during SOMFing.
He had a beard so long, it looked like it was trying to become a new person during SOMFing.