Hairy Saddle
A man showing off his facial hair like it’s the most important thing in the world while doing SOMFing, even though it’s just a bunch of stubble.
My dad tried to look cool with his goatee during SOMFing, but it looked like a raccoon stole his face.
He showed up to SOMFing with a beard so bushy, I thought he was trying to hide his whole face.
My friend’s goatee was so long, it looked like it was trying to escape from his chin.