hairy prodder

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A guy who yells at you like a madman with a hairy stick up his butt, poking you in the brain while you’re trying to live your best life.

My math teacher is a hairy prodder. He yelled at me for forgetting my calculator. I now live in fear of rulers.

My brother is a hairy prodder. He texts me at 2 a. m. to ask why I didn’t text him back.

My mom is a hairy prodder. She called me a ‘disgrace’ for eating cereal for dinner.

A person who gives you the worst kind of guilt, like a hairy stick in your ribs, poking you for no good reason.

My dad is a hairy prodder. He guilt-tripped me into cleaning my room by saying I was ‘a mess’.

My friend is a hairy prodder. She kept messaging me about her ex even though I told her to stop.

My dog is a hairy prodder. He barked at me for 10 minutes because I didn’t feed him.

A person who acts like they’re the most important person in the world, and they poke you with a hairy stick just because they can.

My boss is a hairy prodder. He yelled at me for taking 10 minutes to make coffee.

My cousin is a hairy prodder. She called me during my exam to tell me she got a B.

My neighbor is a hairy prodder. He screamed at me for mowing my lawn on a Monday.