hairy prodder
A guy who yells at you like a madman with a hairy stick up his butt, poking you in the brain while you’re trying to live your best life.
My math teacher is a hairy prodder. He yelled at me for forgetting my calculator. I now live in fear of rulers.
My brother is a hairy prodder. He texts me at 2 a. m. to ask why I didn’t text him back.
My mom is a hairy prodder. She called me a ‘disgrace’ for eating cereal for dinner.